Friday, March 24, 2006

Unsubstantiated Theories

Get two southern white boys together with an infinite supply of music and a case of beer and the song "Pancho and Lefty" will be played at least once.

God likes insects. A lot.

At age 35, a gene switches on and people realize that they do, in fact, like pedal steel guitar.

At seven-thirty on a Friday night, the equation for available martini glasses behind any busy bar sums to -2.

It is easier to reimagine the past than to foretell the future, which is why hindsight is 20/20.

Even rednecks know people that they think are rednecks.

Roy Moore is evil. That's not a theory, just a sense I get from staring into those cold, cold eyes.

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