Thursday, April 13, 2006

Yay! I'm Free!

Graduated from brainwashing class today.

Senior Care Bear Inqusitor Himself gave me the holy document: A Certificate of Graduatation printed on thick paper as if I'd actually achieved something. I felt sorry for his smile.

I'm forty today (April 13), contributions welcome.

I feel as if I've wasted my life and my potential. Hey, Loretta, need a press manager?


Blake Helms said...

Congratulations and Happy Birthday Jon!

Dave Miller said...

Congratulations. Did you get a coin or a chip?

Happy Birthday.

SarahReznor said...

Congratulations and Happy Birthday, dont be so hard on yourself, you're more awake then most of the shitbags out there. pardon my frensh.

GreginOz said...

Oh yeah? Where the hell did they plant your Remote Tracking Device? 'ave ya sat on a pin during brainwashing?...I mean reprogramming?, no, um I mean during rehabilitation!?! Do they still check your urine every week or so:-)? I shall have a 'racehorse', complete with a bit of baccy spin tonight in your honour! Watch out for pretty blonde bints who give you are sob story & want to score.

Loretta Nall said...

You know what...I do need a press manager.
Is this a serious request?

Congrats on graduation.
Give me a call and we'll celebrate.


Loretta Nall said...

I do need a press manager. Are you serious in asking?

Congrats on the graduation from Care Bear Inquisitor camp...give me a call and we will celebrate.