Graduated from brainwashing class today.
Senior Care Bear Inqusitor Himself gave me the holy document: A Certificate of Graduatation printed on thick paper as if I'd actually achieved something. I felt sorry for his smile.
I'm forty today (April 13), contributions welcome.
I feel as if I've wasted my life and my potential. Hey, Loretta, need a press manager?
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Congratulations and Happy Birthday Jon!
Congratulations and Happy Birthday, dont be so hard on yourself, you're more awake then most of the shitbags out there. pardon my frensh.
Oh yeah? Where the hell did they plant your Remote Tracking Device? 'ave ya sat on a pin during brainwashing?...I mean reprogramming?...no, no, um I mean during rehabilitation!?! Do they still check your urine every week or so:-)? I shall have a 'racehorse', complete with a bit of baccy spin tonight in your honour! Watch out for pretty blonde bints who give you are sob story & want to score.
You know what...I do need a press manager.
Is this a serious request?
Congrats on graduation.
Give me a call and we'll celebrate.
Loretta
I do need a press manager. Are you serious in asking?
Congrats on the graduation from Care Bear Inquisitor camp...give me a call and we will celebrate.
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