Mormon Republican Family Values

If your daddy is the head of the state Senate in Arizona, you can sodomize 18 11-to-14-year-old boys 40 times at youth camp, get caught, and face little or no jail time and no record of sexual assault.

I mean, little Cliffy can't have a felony on his record; that would prevent him from going on his missionary work for the Mormon church! I didn't know the Mormons had a sodomite squad.