You want quick, attentive service; action; and laughs galore?
Eat at the bar.
Your favorite restaurant is on a twenty-minute wait and you're starving?
Eat at the bar.
It's Friday night, the place is packed, you were lucky to find seats at the bar and you're clutching the Talisman of Hostessness as if it were a holy relic.
Eat at the bar.
You'll have more fun. There will be more for you and your date to talk about. Having that final discussion before the divorce? Get a table. Having dinner and drinks before going over to that guy's house, you know the guy who has the killer hydro bud?
Eat at the bar.
Had it with your date, and want to expose his flaws to all mankind?
Eat at the bar.
See, bars bring out the best and worst in mankind. It's where we're at our most generous and our least defensive. It's also where we can be at our most combative and least rational. So take your date to the bar. Find out sumpin. Enjoy yourselves.
Remember, the service is better, and there's more going on.
Eat at the bar.
I need your $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.
Acocella on Boccaccio.
18 hours ago
1 comment:
agreed
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