Gazing into my crystal ball, I predict:
The economic downturn will continue, consumer spending will dry up, the stock market will sink below 6000, and the GOP will blame President Obama.
The courts will overturn California's Proposition 8, noting that "traditional marriage is between one man and one woman" is a relatively recent historical construct and asking haters to take their heads out of their asses and stop dwelling on a mythical past. Society will not collapse into anarchy.
Rosie O'Donnell's new variety show will be awful and will get canceled after less than 10 episodes.
"Heroes" will get canceled at the end of the season, leading to a fan backlash and the show getting picked up by the SciFi Channel, which will then cancel it again because the only reason anyone watches it now is in the hope of seeing some Hayden Panettierre sideboob, and she's too savvy to allow that to happen on basic cable.
The Detroit Lions will take a quarterback in the first round of next year's NFL draft. That quarterback will muddle through three losing seasons, four offensive coordinators, and two head coaches before getting cut. He will go on to be a starter for the 49ers and take them to the playoffs in his first season with the team.
President-Elect Obama's Cabinet members will, as a group, be too liberal for conservatives and too conservative for liberals.
George W. Bush will pardon Scooter Libby on his last day in office. That's actually not a prediction: I guarantee this will happen. Iron-clad, take-it-to-the-bank guarantee.
Sometime in 2009, Jefferson County will go bankrupt. No one will notice.
Sometime in 2010, Birmingham Mayor Larry Langford will get convicted of at least one form of financial chicanery involving city funds, non-profits, and "helping the children". He will get a suspended sentence, go on a speaking tour, and start a charity to help the children.
Rush Limbaugh will suffer a massive coronary and die while broadcasting. He will be replaced by a talking mule, or perhaps a sentient toaster oven.
Federal drug laws will change to include a provision for medical marijuana, and society will not collapse into anarchy. Sales of brownie mix will skyrocket.
Flying cars! (Because every end-of-the-year prognostication must include flying cars.)
Metallica will break up. No one will notice.
Having a Facebook page will become really, really uncool. Anonymity will be the new black.
A picture of President Obama smoking a cigarette will scandalize the increasingly infantile American electorate.
Saturday Night Live will move to an all-YouTube format, but still will not be funny.
The Atlanta Falcons will put together back-to-back winning seasons for the first time in the history of the franchise.
So, what do y'all predict?